Bitchy Box (yep, you read that right!) is a new monthly subscription box for when Mother Nature sucker punches you in the uterus. Boxes are filled with a variety of sweet treats, salty snacks and handpicked gifts to help get through that time of the month. Don't expect pads and tampons, each of the monthly boxes are themed and bring a laugh as you conquer the pain! Bitchy Box was created by two snarky, sassy, sarcastic sisters who tell it like it is! All subscriptions come in a Light, Medium or Heavy (3, 6, or 12 month) cycles.
Cost: $75/3 months, $138/6 months or $252/12 months
Shipping: US only
Ok wait, I need to stop right there. By the description and my constant chuckling, this box has my kind of sense of humour! Going through this box made me laugh out loud quite a bit! There are many time of the month boxes out there that supply you with the essentials, but none like this one. Bitchy Box calls it an "Angry Vajajay Survival Kit". LOL!
All subscribers start with an intro box, while subscriptions are shipped out around the 15th of every month.
This is what was included in the first "Let's Get Flowing!" Bitchy Box:
Detroit Popcorn Company Caramel Apple Pop
Caramel and apple flavoured popcorn. A sweet treat is always good, any time of the month.
Tasty Treat Bakeries Crumbled Minty Frosted Brownie
I love brownies, but I was disappointed that this was a mint brownie. Mint and chocolate aren't flavours I like to eat combined. However, I think I've developed a tolerance for it from all the products I've sampled from boxes. This brownie was very fresh and flavourful, so I did enjoy it.
Whisky River Soap Co. Soap for Morning People
$8.95
This soap has a nice, fresh scent. The label is hilarious. It reads, "Soap for morning people - smells like a hell no. Uh-oh, Does somebody have a case of the Mondays?" I want all of Whisky River Soap Co. soaps!
Archie McPhee Fresh Rants Notebook
I laughed when I pulled this out! Fresh rants, yeah I need this! I've been known to go off on a rant from time to time. Next time I'll "try" to write it all down instead of going off. This small notebook has a kraft cover with a pocket in the back to hold extra complaints.
Archie McPhee Zombie Sleep Mask
$4.50
When you feel like crap you might as well take a nap. This zombie mask will surely make people leave you alone.
Blue Q. Bitches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse
$3.99
Haha, yes they do! At first glance, it may seem like this little girl is taking a joy ride on a sweet, puffy cloud. But look again. Kind of looks like the cloud's the one being taken for a ride, doesn't it? This zipper pouch is made from 95% recycled material.
Blue Q. I Have PMS & GPS, I'm a Bitch and I Will Find You Gum
$1.79
8 pieces of flavoured gum. The packaging is great!
If you can't find the humour in Bitchy Box, then it's obviously not for you. I seriously loved everything about it and think a lot of women would appreciate it too. I had a good laugh and like this approach to that time of the month. Let's be honest, periods suck! For some women, it's a breeze, but for others, it's just plain awful. Bitchy Box offers women the opportunity to have something fun to look forward to every month. It's a fun and humorous box! I'd definitely want this box showing up at my door each month!
What do you think of Bitchy Box?
